May 31, 2009

Our Own Pretty Ways

warm inside my chest
a grin takes over
I drift somewhere in my head
nothing matters anymore.

xo


May 29, 2009

Introducing....................................

Isaac Hamilton
Born May 29th at 12:30ish pm
8lbs 2oz
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Caitlin's water broke at 330am last night.
Now she has a baby.
A BOY!
The very first boy in our family.

I told you it was a boy.

Holy effin shit!

IM SO EXCITED

May 24, 2009

Another episode of 'playing on photoshop'

May 22, 2009

May 22 1980

I wish I got to celebrate birthdays as a kid.

I wanna blow out my candles and make a wish.
I wanna pin the tail on everything but the donkey's ass.
I wanna open presents from my friends who's moms bought the gift.
I dont even know what else you do at b-day parties as a kid, cuz I never got to go.

ya, ya, I know, boo fuckin hoo right?
I'm not exactly complaining.
Just more of a realization that its something I will never know.

EEEEEEEven more reason to wooooop it up xtra hard now.
ahahahaha
not like I needed an excuse.

Tonight I thought I hadta work.
I got there and didnt.
woot.
So I came home. Did work on the computer for too long, then met up with Mott and Swilsonion....and then Greg came later, and we ate snox, and drank beers, and smoked mirages.
then we went back to their place and had a dance party, and morphed into hideous beings, thx to the settings on motts moc, ....and we recorded it...lol.
I stopped by ferts on the way home, she had presents for me!!!!!! Bubbles, party horns, twirly straws, my new duvet cover that she made for me!!! its amazing. and also.......new speakers for my computer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wowie. So rad. ohhhh and also sparklers! So far my birthday has been fun fun fun!!

haha, I was reading through my baby book, and apparently I was born an angel....aahahahaha, okay fine, maybe just really considerate....

"When Sarah was 3 1/2, She woke up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. She came into our bedroom and told us she was going to the bathroom.She then proceeded to go. When she finished she came into our room again, this time she said she had a question to ask us.The question was this: 'Will it wake you up if I flush the toilet?' she then flushed the toilet as slowly as possible to avoid any disturbances."

lol.




I wonder if I'll ever feel old.

May 19, 2009

Baby Present

Caitlin's baby is due 2 days after my birthday.
My birthday is Friday.

This is so insane.

Anti Beast

May 17, 2009

The Ivanhoe

My new place is slowly coming together.
Its cool being able to do whatever you want to a place, and not have to ask anyone if they're cool with it.
'you don't mind me putting this candle in the shape of lassie who I've named Shepp, and have had since 2001, on the window sill, do you?'
'thats the ugliest thing I've ever seen. Yes I mind'.
'Oh. I guess I'll put him in my room.'

yeah, none of that shit.

I painted the cupboards this rad blue, and my room is this deep raspberry color...well one of the walls...so far...and Mott is gonna do a wicked piece on this lil wall that sections the kitchen from my living room....it'll be dope.



Apparently I live in the coolest building in Vancouver, cuz we met this guy named Danny tonight, (we were wearing wigs and smoking out front....lol) and he has lived here 5 yrs, and said everyone in the apartment building are super chill and cool.....and that you can rest assured knowing if you get too wasted and pass out in the hallway outside your door, and everyone leaving for work at 7am see's you, they won't think less of you.....worst thing they'll do is take a photo of you sleeping with their phone, and then show you 3-5 days later in the hallway and say;
'member when you passed out in the hallway?'
'huh? me? noooo, wasnt me'
'pretty sure it was man,'
'nononono, wasnt.'
'check this out' (shows you picture on phone)
'oh.'

phewf.

May 13, 2009

males.

ugh.
i'm even annoyed that I'm 'blogging' about this....even more annoyed i just said 'blogging'.

Im turning 29 on the 22nd.
I'm not afraid of that number.
I dont feel the need to evaluate where my life is headed, and make a buncha changes that the media tells me I should make, according to the number of years I've been alive. Fuck that shit.
I know who Iam.
I know what I wanna do.
And I sure as hell don't look 29.

But what I rrrrrreallly don't get, is how the opposite sex seems to actually be digressing. Like.....really? Are you really saying that outloud? Did you serrrrrrriously just text me that? Are you purposely going for prepubescent 12yr old, or am I lost? Help me out here, I just wanna know.

I think I've given up on the whole 'there's gotta be someone left out there thats cool, that I'd mayyyybe wanna spend some time with'....
Like f'real.
Maybe the problem lies within my gender.
there sure are a lot of pathetic broads in this world, that give us 'non crazy, fun, easy goin chicks' a super bad name. thx broads. thx a ton. you're neat. call me?

ugh

If everything these days wasnt revolved around sex so much, I think I'd be having a lot more of it.

...take out the TCB
suck it to me.
suck it to me.
suck it to me.
suck it to me.

May 9, 2009

Missing the 'Best Party I've ever seen in Vancouver' according to Gary Lachance

Fuck.

So last night we hear all this shit at work about this party that's goin on down the street from the narrow...of course I think about going...but since I got lots to do at home, I quickly dismiss it...
We get to Rachels house to discuss the creation of my duvet cover that she's making for me, and my phone rings..its 2am...its fucking Gary. Gary tells me he is going to a party that I should go to......I become interested, because if Gary's goin, its gotta be serious...so I tell him to sess out the party, and to call if its worth going to......he calls back 20 mins later, claiming it may be the best party he's ever seen go on in Vancouver.......and after touring with the man for 3 months, I know that this must be a serious party.
So me and Rach get ready.....we were being stupid girls, and trying on 50 diff things, then realized it had been an hour...and Gary had called my phone like 3 times, but I left it in the basement, so i didn't hear it...we settle on old faithfuls, and get in the bug and head to work to get fireball.(duh)oh and Deesnuts for Gary, cuz he was starving,cuz he's a caveman,and needs steady nourishment....we finally get to the party....and we see a few buses that are holding too many ppl, but we also see ppl leaving, like a lot of ppl.....then we see Gary and Tom and Laura, and we find out the party is fucking over......it is at that moment that Gary says 'you just missed the best party that ever happened here'.
Neat.
So after many swigs from the ol doctor McGillacuddy, we decide to all go to 4 bros for some zaa....
many laughs and swigs are shared and I feel okay about missing the party, and making my own...
plus hanging out with Gary when he isnt worried about anything is pretty fucking rad too....

party on.


pshhh

Ya, okay.....im sure your cat is suuuuuper cute, and does the darndest things...

but its too bad my cat anhialates all of them.
like im sorry, but my cat really is the raddest GD cat.

I know you're feeling upset right now.
Maybe even suicidal.

But sometimes you just gotta hear the truth to straighten out misconceptions.


MY.
Cat.
RULES
More
Than
YOURS.

period.

May 3, 2009

May 2, 2009

FRANKIE SAYS MOTO

HERE TODAY, GONE TOMOTO
YOU SAY TOMATO, WE SAY TOMOTO
DOS MOTO
EL MOTO
MAMA MOTO!
HELLO MOTO
LOCOMOTO
IM WITH MOTO------------------>
THE MOTO MERRIER
MOTO SUAVE
MOTO-RELLA
ROBO-MOTO/MOTO-COP
SHOW ME DA MOTO
MOTO CLAUS
GET UR MOTO RUNNING...
MOTO HAPPENS
TAKE ME TO YOUR MOTO
MOTO IS MURDER
MOTO AND THE BEAST
MY PET MOTO
SAVED BY THE MOTO
MEET MY MOTO
NIGHTMARE ON MOTO STREET
LEGGO MY MOTO
MIND UR MOTO
HOLY MOTO
QUASY MOTO

pick a moto, any moto......