June 20, 2009

Monday, June 15, 2009.

I wasnt gonna post this. I didn't know if it was something I wanted to share with a lot of ppl. Cuz it was reallllllly unsettling and unexplainable....which led me to want to post it, cuz I need answers. Or at least acknowledgement.

with that being said, I will recap what I saw early monday morning, riding my bike home from Matt and Wilsons....it was about 4am....it was the in between stages of night and day...that grey light time. I rode my bike down 10th, and when I got to Kingsway...I stopped to check for cars. No cars. But my attention was quickly adverted to what was crossing the street ahead of me. An animal. And the first thought that raced thru my head was 'there's a monkey walking across the street'. I repeated this in my head and then asked 'why the fuck is there a monkey walking across the street in the middle of Vancouver?' It walked hunched over its legs. It was walking on 2 feet. It was walking very slow. It didn't seem to notice the 28 crows cawing their brains out in the trees overhead. Its pace never quickened or slowed. it didnt notice me sitting on my bike across the street, confused and staring. It was about 3 feet tall? I member thinking it looked big...far too big to be a raccoon. It looked as if it was either carrying something or had been injured. When it was almost finished crossing....i remembered I had my new mini vid cam...I scrambled to open my bag, and it was hard to open it with all the crows losing their minds and sketching me out...not to mention the monkey. When I finally got it out and taping, it was nearing the end of its exposure...I panicked. And got what I like to call 'saskquatch footage...shakey...quick....and disturbing. I got home and uploaded it, and then slowed it down a whole bunch....
this is the full video...slowed down....and zoomed in.....i suggest you pause it when he is visible, and help me figure out what the fuck it is....it looks sooooo much smaller than it was in real life.

help me solve the monkey mystery.
please.