But what you aren't is a sucker. Or a girl that lets a human piece of anal garbage walk all over you. You aren't the kind of human that would leave on holidays for a month to a tropical country, and turn the heat off before leaving...and lock your door to your room which boasts the main heat power switch. Leaving your roommate with an icebox apt to live in while it snows and reaches minus 5.....forcing her and her bff to break into your room and flick the switch on....you wouldnt do that tho. Cuz you are a decent human being, with a heart, and concern....you arent so anal that you clip your chip bags with little faggy plastic clips after they've been opened, in fear of eating slightly stale chips, while you watch the 64738392th DVD on your mossive flat screen with your ugly friends.
You wouldnt do this tho.
so its ok.
I WIN MUTHER FUCKER
