I ORDER YOU TO ORDER!

My entire existence for the past month and a half has been BOOK! I wake up.....BOOK! I eat snox at my computer and BOOK! I have pals over and they watch me BOOK! I eventually go to sleep and BOOK! in my GD dreams.....no joke.  So for you not to order BOOK! would make all of my hard dedicated work completely irrelevant, and I just won't have it.
You have until May 24th to purchase this extremely unique and jam packed BOOK!
It holds images, memorabilia, stories, commentary and much much more all gathered and documented whilst on EARTH tour 2008 via HORSE the band.....did I mention it comes with 6 DVD's bursting with raw, unscripted life on tour?  Well it does.  Nothing like this has ever been made, nor will anything of its kind ever be made again. This is your chance to own a legend.

I'm not even bullshitting.
It's that cool.

If you want to support one of the most insane self booked 45 country world tours ever done, then order BOOK!
MAY 24TH IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER!!
This offer will self destruct and be gone forever after that date.

CLICK HERE TO BUY BOOK!

Make an excellent life choice for once.

PS you even get to watch me get fat.