Me and ditty had a 'poem off' tonight.....
We each had a turn picking the topic, then 5 mins to come up with a poem.
the results are in!
ahahahahahahahaa
so rad.
ROUND 1...........WRITE!
Shoulda seen it comin says:
i'm glad that we're friends, no really its neat. and when we're together its like a big treat. candy is dandy but no where near as sweet as time spent with you , did i mention its neat? so i wrote this poem , this limmerick, this syncopated compilation of verbal expression to tell you you're my bestest bud . even when you say oh god matt your face, i know friendship like ours i could never replace
Beast da le says:
a friend is someone who's always there.....when you get sick they'll hold ur hair.........they never make you feel like poo.......they buy u presents because ur coo.......but even tho this sounds ideal.....beware for phonies that claim to be real.......ive said it once and i'll say it again, my best friend is named T-pain
ROUND 2............WRITE!
Shoulda seen it comin says:
M to the U s I to the C. What the fucks this garbage you playin for me? top 40, pop stars croonin prepacked trash, i've heard djs scratch better because they had a rash . take artistic self expression , and remove its soul and you got yourself the much music. super there you go. then you gotta add a hook and loop it 20 more more times,
then you gotta add a hook and loop it 20 more more times,
then you gotta add a hook and loop it 20 more more times,
then you gotta add a hook and loop it 20 more more times,
then you gotta add a hook and loop it 20 more more times,
then you gotta add a hook and loop it 20 more more times,
it doesn't even have to mean nothin so long as it rhymes.
Beast da le says:
sing a song of what pence?? a pocket full'a who? i dont know what the fuck he means, and im bettin that neither do you...........I guess this time i'll let it slide, i mean it is a pretty old song.......he was prolly heffed up on goof balls, which is why he got it all wrong...........like who makes a pie filled with blackbirds? does anyone else think thats weird? 4 and 20 blackbirds never felt such incredible fear!! but thats the beauty of music today, it rarely makes any sense, so he can have his pie made of blackbirds that he bought with his pocket full of pence.
TIE GAME
