May 13, 2009

males.

ugh.
i'm even annoyed that I'm 'blogging' about this....even more annoyed i just said 'blogging'.

Im turning 29 on the 22nd.
I'm not afraid of that number.
I dont feel the need to evaluate where my life is headed, and make a buncha changes that the media tells me I should make, according to the number of years I've been alive. Fuck that shit.
I know who Iam.
I know what I wanna do.
And I sure as hell don't look 29.

But what I rrrrrreallly don't get, is how the opposite sex seems to actually be digressing. Like.....really? Are you really saying that outloud? Did you serrrrrrriously just text me that? Are you purposely going for prepubescent 12yr old, or am I lost? Help me out here, I just wanna know.

I think I've given up on the whole 'there's gotta be someone left out there thats cool, that I'd mayyyybe wanna spend some time with'....
Like f'real.
Maybe the problem lies within my gender.
there sure are a lot of pathetic broads in this world, that give us 'non crazy, fun, easy goin chicks' a super bad name. thx broads. thx a ton. you're neat. call me?

ugh

If everything these days wasnt revolved around sex so much, I think I'd be having a lot more of it.

...take out the TCB
suck it to me.
suck it to me.
suck it to me.
suck it to me.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

dont hate on the crazies lol.. sometimes we're really nice hahahahahahahahaha

viral said...

Ugh! "Females" too!

Ms Le Beast, I dare say much of Western civilisation appears to be un-evolving. I look around and see a bunch of knuckle-dragging chimps in suits and lipstick.

Yeah, sure, there's plenty of dicks around, swaggering oafish ones and the pathetic whiny ones too. But! There are cool guys out there. Hi..! Nice to meet you. Ooh, love what you've done with your hair. Ones who are trying to evolve, become better than what we are, for whom integrity is a way of life. I share your pain sister, I really do.

I just wanna hang out and have fun, real hedonistic, grab-life-by-the-balls-and-twist-'em fun, to truly share our hearts, our soul, enjoy meaningful conversation and also chat shit, to actually be challenged by some cool chick who doesn't run a mile at the first whisper of emotional intimacy cos the last guy she was with screwed her around and broke her pwecious wittle heart.

Uhm... Still looking... still oh-so disappointed... still a heart that beats as one...

F'godamm'real.

Happy birthday.