April 4, 2009

:)

weeeeeee! this is fun?

The last 4 days can only be likened to that of a rollarcoaster.
Unpredictable, exciting, funny, filled with ups, downs, arounds and backs.

April 1st.
I once again procrastinate to the last min, and pack my entire life after work on March 31.....I got off at midnight. Groan.
I slept maybe 3 hrs. Packed all night long....'all night...all night...all night lonnnnnnnnnnnnng' (lionel ritchie)
of course I have to work on the 1st, lucky for me Danes helped me move my stuffs..after work...in the rain.....and freezing cold.....did I mention rain? In her honda civic......
it was funny tho...cuz we had to slide my huge, luxury, dbl padded for his and her pleasure mattress on top of her car....no rope...no nuttin....just water, car, and matress..
it didnt budge.
but it was soaking wet.
its dry now.

I also recieved a text that night.
An important one.
Not the kind that you read and know you aren't gonna respond to cuz....well, you just aren't....NO. this text was like being tossed a life preserver after you got wasted and fell off the cruise ship....

'Plopp!! This isnt a april fools, we need you to come here soon to do our press photos, we will pay for your ticket, and give you some money too!!'

'we' being HORSE, and 'here' being LA.

So last week of April I will be going to LA.
PLUS Gary is coming.
PLUS I will not be in Vancouver.
PLUS I'm really stoked.
PLUS I'll get to shoot the boys with my bee light, that actually works.

So after getting that text, there were so many PLUS' I forgot about all the prior minus'....

oh ya,
last night I made up a really great word. 'Reotard'. Basically its what you call a retard in a leotard.

as you can see in subject A.


Me and a pal are gonna make a super sonic rock sensation band....and we'll be 'the REOTARdS'
its a really good idea.


oh, and for the luvva gawd.....check out more videos with the title 'Stairway to Stardom' You can't lose....trust me. If you feel horrible, watch it. You will quickly thank your lucky stars you arent 1/4 mutant, 1/4 retarded, 1/4 inbred, and 1/4 talentless...

so rad.