June 28, 2009

A Montage

Tuesday June 23rd.

We like to party.
We we like like.....to party.

Why business woman and hip hop dont mix

oh wow.
She really proves that it is indeed 'hard to be hip hop.
This looks like a classic case of mannequin mix ups....
I rrrrrreally wanna know how Soul 2 Souls' display window looks...

aahahahahaa

June 22, 2009

RIP


This is the last thing my dear friend and partner in crime, saw before passing away on June 17 2009....
You have been around the world with me, and dropped at least 5 times. You withstood my addiction to you for 3 years, and you went thru 2 different shutters.
I'll never forget you, you were my first digital SLR.

Oh canon 20D.......how I will miss thee.

thx for capturing my memories.
:(

xo
beast

June 20, 2009

Monday, June 15, 2009.

I wasnt gonna post this. I didn't know if it was something I wanted to share with a lot of ppl. Cuz it was reallllllly unsettling and unexplainable....which led me to want to post it, cuz I need answers. Or at least acknowledgement.

with that being said, I will recap what I saw early monday morning, riding my bike home from Matt and Wilsons....it was about 4am....it was the in between stages of night and day...that grey light time. I rode my bike down 10th, and when I got to Kingsway...I stopped to check for cars. No cars. But my attention was quickly adverted to what was crossing the street ahead of me. An animal. And the first thought that raced thru my head was 'there's a monkey walking across the street'. I repeated this in my head and then asked 'why the fuck is there a monkey walking across the street in the middle of Vancouver?' It walked hunched over its legs. It was walking on 2 feet. It was walking very slow. It didn't seem to notice the 28 crows cawing their brains out in the trees overhead. Its pace never quickened or slowed. it didnt notice me sitting on my bike across the street, confused and staring. It was about 3 feet tall? I member thinking it looked big...far too big to be a raccoon. It looked as if it was either carrying something or had been injured. When it was almost finished crossing....i remembered I had my new mini vid cam...I scrambled to open my bag, and it was hard to open it with all the crows losing their minds and sketching me out...not to mention the monkey. When I finally got it out and taping, it was nearing the end of its exposure...I panicked. And got what I like to call 'saskquatch footage...shakey...quick....and disturbing. I got home and uploaded it, and then slowed it down a whole bunch....
this is the full video...slowed down....and zoomed in.....i suggest you pause it when he is visible, and help me figure out what the fuck it is....it looks sooooo much smaller than it was in real life.

help me solve the monkey mystery.
please.

June 14, 2009

A new life...

I went to Jasper this weekend to meet my brand new 2 week old nephew, Isaac.
I fell in love, to say the least...

I did the classic 'take a bajillion pics, and a bunch of video' aunty thing.....

guess its to be expected when he's this fucking cute!

June 3, 2009

neat.

For some bizarre reason, the dream I had last night popped into my head a minute ago, and since I couldnt find a pen, whoever reads this phlog, is gonna hafta tolerate this...cuz its just too fucked up for me to dismiss.

I dreampt about being at this mall...but the mall was a camp....like a religious one.
One I definately didnt wanna be at....but Gary was there, and so was Erik. I member sneaking away from my side of the arena to say hi, and they'd do the same. But the most unsettling part was when Obama entered the scene. He was.......'overly' friendly to me, and I soon found his hand up my dress, and I pushed him away, cuz i mean, he's just not my type....not to mention the whole 'president' thing...i felt weird. I member letting him follow me around cuz I felt bad telling him I wanted him to leave me alone....when he finally got the hint, we hugged, and it was so horribly awkward and I didnt know what to do next, so I kinda half kissed him on the cheek, but then he did the kiss trick, and turned his head super fast to try to kiss me on the mouth, and then I turned the opposite way and it was suuuuuper awkward.....and then he just kinda staggered off.

I woke up right after that....and it was time to get up.
I didnt think I'd forget it, but I did....all day.....until now.

For some reason I felt like I needed to document this dream. the weirdness of it.
Now Im not sure whats more unsettling, that, or the actual dream.

The limit.

just when you think you got it down.

June 2, 2009

For your Viewing Pleasure....

A Picture Show... from le beast on Vimeo.

I put this together over the past 2 months.

A photo show of some of my best work.

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