March 26, 2010
Today is a good day.
My faith in human life was restored, I'm happy I'm single, (and will be for life, or so the plan is) It's not raining, I get to eat, I have 25 pages of the book done (only 75 to go) I should have a phone by the end of the day, and I get to go dancing tomorrow night.
I knew this day would come.
I was overdue.
:)
My faith in human life was restored, I'm happy I'm single, (and will be for life, or so the plan is) It's not raining, I get to eat, I have 25 pages of the book done (only 75 to go) I should have a phone by the end of the day, and I get to go dancing tomorrow night.
I knew this day would come.
I was overdue.
:)
March 24, 2010
March 15, 2010
Reliving EARTH TOUR 08
This weekend was cool. Erik came on Friday to watch and finalize the EARTH TOUR DVD with Gary....So I went over and spent 2 days there, to help go thru it......
and lemme tell ya, it is the most tragic, amazing, depressing, enlightening piece of visual footage I have ever and will ever witness.
It is so brutally RAW and honest, showing each character uniquely and accurately to the point of humiliation and regret...lol.
It is going to be something you will have to see to believe...and I am in the works of making the photobook that the DVDs will live in.....
Stay tuned for links of where to purchase this once in a lifetime chance to witness 7 people struggle to survive 43 countries in 93 days, with enough alcohol in their systems to supply an entire rez for a year.....
oh, and you get to watch me get fat.
thats the bonus....no extra cost..
I know. We are so generous.
This is the final countdown.
Here's some photos of our earth tour flashback weekend....
Oh ya, to tide you over until the EARTH TOUR package hits stores....buy 48 hrs in Ukraine....a glimpse of earth tour whilst in Ukraine....yoghurt is everywhere, and we flooded it.
CLICK HERE TO BUY NOW...... OR ELSE YOU WILL DIE.
ok, bye.
and lemme tell ya, it is the most tragic, amazing, depressing, enlightening piece of visual footage I have ever and will ever witness.
It is so brutally RAW and honest, showing each character uniquely and accurately to the point of humiliation and regret...lol.
It is going to be something you will have to see to believe...and I am in the works of making the photobook that the DVDs will live in.....
Stay tuned for links of where to purchase this once in a lifetime chance to witness 7 people struggle to survive 43 countries in 93 days, with enough alcohol in their systems to supply an entire rez for a year.....
oh, and you get to watch me get fat.
thats the bonus....no extra cost..
I know. We are so generous.
This is the final countdown.
Here's some photos of our earth tour flashback weekend....
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| Gary Lachance and Erik, acting chill |
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| we left the house once, for booze and sushi...and so Gary wouldn't die. |
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| I cook food for boys. |
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| Ace Ventura Pet Detective........ |
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| Chores for whores |
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| ohhhhhhhhhhh noooooooooooooooo! |
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| pals |
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| EARTH TOUR survivors. |
Oh ya, to tide you over until the EARTH TOUR package hits stores....buy 48 hrs in Ukraine....a glimpse of earth tour whilst in Ukraine....yoghurt is everywhere, and we flooded it.
CLICK HERE TO BUY NOW...... OR ELSE YOU WILL DIE.
ok, bye.
March 8, 2010
February 19, 2010
February 11, 2010
My little sis is now legal worldwide....
And so, in celebration, I wrote her this poem.
This is for 'the kid'
The Pit.
by Sarah Hamilton.
Holy crap!...... You grew up fast!
It seems like just yesterday
You were screaming from your crib, all night long
And bribing me to get things your way
You were such a cute kid, with your long ringlet curls
And eyes that could suck in a crowd
The most pinch-able butt, in those damn purple pants
Still gets me laughing out loud
I’ll never forget when you devoured that peach
And your teeth cracked the pit right in two
Stef and I did what any big sisters would have done
To a child as bratty as you
‘Did any of the inside get into your mouth?’
You nodded and we let out a sigh
‘Its poison!’ we said, as we both shook our heads
Then we told you you were going to die.
Your eyes were the widest that I’ve ever seen
And your face showed nothing but fear
We gave you a hug and said our goodbyes
For your death was now very near
You hung your head low and went to your room
And that’s when you started to cry
The mod poked her head in and asked you ‘what’s wrong?’
And you told her you were going to die.
Now I know what you’re thinking,
That WE’RE CRUEL, sick and twisted!
But there’s one little part that I missed
The punishment we got from the Madre herself
Made us wish that WE DIDN’T EXIST.
So all in all a lesson was learned
And I did actually feel really bad
And you didn’t die, but we sure wanted to
Cuz the mod was more than slightly mad.
Today you’re 21, and all grown up
With a baby as beautiful as you
You are one of the strongest humans I know
Life is hard, but you always pull thru
Now drive to the States and order a drink
Cuz you’re officially legal worldwide
And if you get wasted and have to go pee
Just move your underwear to one side!!!!!!
Aahahahahahahahahaahahhha
HAPPY STINKIN BERFFFFDAY THE KID!
This is for 'the kid'
The Pit.
by Sarah Hamilton.
Holy crap!...... You grew up fast!
It seems like just yesterday
You were screaming from your crib, all night long
And bribing me to get things your way
You were such a cute kid, with your long ringlet curls
And eyes that could suck in a crowd
The most pinch-able butt, in those damn purple pants
Still gets me laughing out loud
I’ll never forget when you devoured that peach
And your teeth cracked the pit right in two
Stef and I did what any big sisters would have done
To a child as bratty as you
‘Did any of the inside get into your mouth?’
You nodded and we let out a sigh
‘Its poison!’ we said, as we both shook our heads
Then we told you you were going to die.
Your eyes were the widest that I’ve ever seen
And your face showed nothing but fear
We gave you a hug and said our goodbyes
For your death was now very near
You hung your head low and went to your room
And that’s when you started to cry
The mod poked her head in and asked you ‘what’s wrong?’
And you told her you were going to die.
Now I know what you’re thinking,
That WE’RE CRUEL, sick and twisted!
But there’s one little part that I missed
The punishment we got from the Madre herself
Made us wish that WE DIDN’T EXIST.
So all in all a lesson was learned
And I did actually feel really bad
And you didn’t die, but we sure wanted to
Cuz the mod was more than slightly mad.
Today you’re 21, and all grown up
With a baby as beautiful as you
You are one of the strongest humans I know
Life is hard, but you always pull thru
Now drive to the States and order a drink
Cuz you’re officially legal worldwide
And if you get wasted and have to go pee
Just move your underwear to one side!!!!!!
Aahahahahahahahahaahahhha
HAPPY STINKIN BERFFFFDAY THE KID!
February 6, 2010
Cool.
dumb.
selfish.
immature.
thick headed.
embarrassing.
unaware.
preoccupied.
oblivious.
stupid.
these are words.
selfish.
immature.
thick headed.
embarrassing.
unaware.
preoccupied.
oblivious.
stupid.
these are words.
January 28, 2010
January 26, 2010
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