males.

ugh.
i'm even annoyed that I'm 'blogging' about this....even more annoyed i just said 'blogging'.

Im turning 29 on the 22nd.
I'm not afraid of that number.
I dont feel the need to evaluate where my life is headed, and make a buncha changes that the media tells me I should make, according to the number of years I've been alive. Fuck that shit.
I know who Iam.
I know what I wanna do.
And I sure as hell don't look 29.

But what I rrrrrreallly don't get, is how the opposite sex seems to actually be digressing. Like.....really? Are you really saying that outloud? Did you serrrrrrriously just text me that? Are you purposely going for prepubescent 12yr old, or am I lost? Help me out here, I just wanna know.

I think I've given up on the whole 'there's gotta be someone left out there thats cool, that I'd mayyyybe wanna spend some time with'....
Like f'real.
Maybe the problem lies within my gender.
there sure are a lot of pathetic broads in this world, that give us 'non crazy, fun, easy goin chicks' a super bad name. thx broads. thx a ton. you're neat. call me?

ugh

If everything these days wasnt revolved around sex so much, I think I'd be having a lot more of it.

...take out the TCB
suck it to me.
suck it to me.
suck it to me.
suck it to me.

I eat super fudge.

I dont even know.

Missing the 'Best Party I've ever seen in Vancouver' according to Gary Lachance

Fuck.

So last night we hear all this shit at work about this party that's goin on down the street from the narrow...of course I think about going...but since I got lots to do at home, I quickly dismiss it...
We get to Rachels house to discuss the creation of my duvet cover that she's making for me, and my phone rings..its 2am...its fucking Gary. Gary tells me he is going to a party that I should go to......I become interested, because if Gary's goin, its gotta be serious...so I tell him to sess out the party, and to call if its worth going to......he calls back 20 mins later, claiming it may be the best party he's ever seen go on in Vancouver.......and after touring with the man for 3 months, I know that this must be a serious party.
So me and Rach get ready.....we were being stupid girls, and trying on 50 diff things, then realized it had been an hour...and Gary had called my phone like 3 times, but I left it in the basement, so i didn't hear it...we settle on old faithfuls, and get in the bug and head to work to get fireball.(duh)oh and Deesnuts for Gary, cuz he was starving,cuz he's a caveman,and needs steady nourishment....we finally get to the party....and we see a few buses that are holding too many ppl, but we also see ppl leaving, like a lot of ppl.....then we see Gary and Tom and Laura, and we find out the party is fucking over......it is at that moment that Gary says 'you just missed the best party that ever happened here'.
Neat.
So after many swigs from the ol doctor McGillacuddy, we decide to all go to 4 bros for some zaa....
many laughs and swigs are shared and I feel okay about missing the party, and making my own...
plus hanging out with Gary when he isnt worried about anything is pretty fucking rad too....

party on.

pshhh

Ya, okay.....im sure your cat is suuuuuper cute, and does the darndest things...

but its too bad my cat anhialates all of them.
like im sorry, but my cat really is the raddest GD cat.

I know you're feeling upset right now.
Maybe even suicidal.

But sometimes you just gotta hear the truth to straighten out misconceptions.


MY.
Cat.
RULES
More
Than
YOURS.

period.

suckers

..for punishment.

FRANKIE SAYS MOTO

HERE TODAY, GONE TOMOTO
YOU SAY TOMATO, WE SAY TOMOTO
DOS MOTO
EL MOTO
MAMA MOTO!
HELLO MOTO
LOCOMOTO
IM WITH MOTO------------------>
THE MOTO MERRIER
MOTO SUAVE
MOTO-RELLA
ROBO-MOTO/MOTO-COP
SHOW ME DA MOTO
MOTO CLAUS
GET UR MOTO RUNNING...
MOTO HAPPENS
TAKE ME TO YOUR MOTO
MOTO IS MURDER
MOTO AND THE BEAST
MY PET MOTO
SAVED BY THE MOTO
MEET MY MOTO
NIGHTMARE ON MOTO STREET
LEGGO MY MOTO
MIND UR MOTO
HOLY MOTO
QUASY MOTO

pick a moto, any moto......

These fuckin guys.....

are some of the best.

Dashiell & H the B

xo

Arrive.

Iam.... in LA
Iam.... not gay.
I saw all the boys.
happy happy, joy joy
Iam staying with bassist,Dash
Lost my bankcard, have no cash
That is super... really neat.
Good thing Im not hungry, from the heat
That is all, see ya...goodnight
Please dont ask about my light.

fin

Watching this was very odd. I kept wanting to tell myself what was gonna happen...
A friend asked me if I would be the victim in one of the chapters he was making for a film.. I said sure. That was in the summer. They got it edited finally... and here she be.
props to saxon, tibor, andy and elliot. good work on creeping me the fuck out.

as my tennis shoes go in and out of the frame

S'what.