maybe this one to hand out to bands, magazines, etc??
if anyone who actually reads this wants to give me thumbs up or thumbs down, that'd rule.
October 3, 2009
new business card???
Just bored as hell, and thought I should prolly get a buncha diff themed bizznatch cards done up...
maybe this one to hand out to bands, magazines, etc??
if anyone who actually reads this wants to give me thumbs up or thumbs down, that'd rule.
maybe this one to hand out to bands, magazines, etc??
if anyone who actually reads this wants to give me thumbs up or thumbs down, that'd rule.
September 30, 2009
A Poem.
STUFF
Photos, laughing, having fun....
Bikes and laying in the sun...
Making fun of people too..
This is stuff I like to do.
Making food to fill you up..
Don't drink fireball from a cup...
Making videos with my webcam...
And totally stickin' it to the man.
I shop at thrift stores...
And play the guitar...
I run a kitchen in a bar..
Watching TV just ain't my 'thing'....
I'd rather blast music, and to it I sing.
Maybe you..
Like stuff too..
But if don't...
Thats okay too.
Cuz if we were...
All the same..
There'd be no point..
To this silly game...
So go do stuff
That makes you feel glee
Im gonna right now....
And thats take a pee.
fin
and now…….please enjoy the shine on my cheeks.
September 28, 2009
September 20, 2009
September 17, 2009
I'm not ready
I don't want to put my coat on.
I refuse to buy an umbrella.
Its not getting darker earlier.
I don't need to turn the heat on.
The leaves aren't changing color.
They aren't selling individually wrapped chocolate bars at Shoppers
My mood isn't changing.
Kids aren't back in school.
repeat.
I refuse to buy an umbrella.
Its not getting darker earlier.
I don't need to turn the heat on.
The leaves aren't changing color.
They aren't selling individually wrapped chocolate bars at Shoppers
My mood isn't changing.
Kids aren't back in school.
repeat.
September 16, 2009
August 21, 2009
The craziest 5 min dream
So I just woke up from a 5 min nap.
It started out normally.....I waltzed into my room to say hi to Bubs my cat....I lie down next to her and BOOM! Im thrust into this dream.
I entered a room with music playing out of it. It turned out to be a small kitchen, but there was supposedly a shceduled dj night there......I see 5 friends I know...not good friends...some I've never even met, but just familiar faces....all guys....all wearing tuxedo T-shirts....I said to them 'Whaaaat!!! Why didnt anyone tell me that you were gonna all wear ur tux shirts? I woulda worn mine!' I was very dissapointed to not be in on the plan. Then I was instantly in another room. This one was bigger, not much to it tho. And somehow between the kitchen and this room, I had gotten EXTREEEEEEEEMELY stoned. Like I felt it in the dream. A girl I don't know approached me, and started asking me questions about my photos. I think she wanted to hire me....but I was too stoned to listen, even tho I could hear her talking....with her voice acting as background music, I travelled from the 2 rooms, noting what was going on in each, until I realized she had stopped talking, and was waiting for me to respond. I kinda came to and apolagized, stating how stoned I was.....she said 'oh.' Then my vision blurred, and I had an out of body experience in the dream. I could hear her talking to her friend, and I could see the whole scene....even me. She was saying 'this chick is the photo girl I was telling you about, but she's really fucked up right now' I tried to respond, but couldnt. So frustrated, I left the room and floated to the kitchen...which was a lot bigger now....and now there was a whole camera crew in there.....and I saw myself....still stoned....wearing a blonde wig and my nerdy black glasses....lens free.....I heard them talking about how I was to be interviewed for my photos...and the feeling of sheer horror filled me, knowing that I was about to blow my 'big debut' with my inebriated state.
then I woke up.
that was 5 mins.
intense.
dreaming is neat
It started out normally.....I waltzed into my room to say hi to Bubs my cat....I lie down next to her and BOOM! Im thrust into this dream.
I entered a room with music playing out of it. It turned out to be a small kitchen, but there was supposedly a shceduled dj night there......I see 5 friends I know...not good friends...some I've never even met, but just familiar faces....all guys....all wearing tuxedo T-shirts....I said to them 'Whaaaat!!! Why didnt anyone tell me that you were gonna all wear ur tux shirts? I woulda worn mine!' I was very dissapointed to not be in on the plan. Then I was instantly in another room. This one was bigger, not much to it tho. And somehow between the kitchen and this room, I had gotten EXTREEEEEEEEMELY stoned. Like I felt it in the dream. A girl I don't know approached me, and started asking me questions about my photos. I think she wanted to hire me....but I was too stoned to listen, even tho I could hear her talking....with her voice acting as background music, I travelled from the 2 rooms, noting what was going on in each, until I realized she had stopped talking, and was waiting for me to respond. I kinda came to and apolagized, stating how stoned I was.....she said 'oh.' Then my vision blurred, and I had an out of body experience in the dream. I could hear her talking to her friend, and I could see the whole scene....even me. She was saying 'this chick is the photo girl I was telling you about, but she's really fucked up right now' I tried to respond, but couldnt. So frustrated, I left the room and floated to the kitchen...which was a lot bigger now....and now there was a whole camera crew in there.....and I saw myself....still stoned....wearing a blonde wig and my nerdy black glasses....lens free.....I heard them talking about how I was to be interviewed for my photos...and the feeling of sheer horror filled me, knowing that I was about to blow my 'big debut' with my inebriated state.
then I woke up.
that was 5 mins.
intense.
dreaming is neat
August 19, 2009
August 18, 2009
Santa Shoes.
I never liked Santa.
Till now.
Somebody in this world loved Santa so much, they took time and money to paint his face on their shoes.......
Then, for reasons unknown to me, they wound up at a thrift store.
And there Santa waited.
I don't know how long.
But there he was.
And there I was.......
We exchanged glances....
I pretended not to see him.
Guess I was still mad about him never coming to my house.
This quickly faded to sheer awe and amazement.
Who? Why? HOW? What size?
oh yaaaaa, my size. perfect. now I have to buy them. great.....neato......FUCKING RAD!
So now I like Santa.
Turns out he never actually existed.
He never went to anyones fucking house.
You can imagine my relief.
best.
xmas.
ever.
Till now.
Somebody in this world loved Santa so much, they took time and money to paint his face on their shoes.......
Then, for reasons unknown to me, they wound up at a thrift store.
And there Santa waited.
I don't know how long.
But there he was.
And there I was.......
We exchanged glances....
I pretended not to see him.
Guess I was still mad about him never coming to my house.
This quickly faded to sheer awe and amazement.
Who? Why? HOW? What size?
oh yaaaaa, my size. perfect. now I have to buy them. great.....neato......FUCKING RAD!
So now I like Santa.
Turns out he never actually existed.
He never went to anyones fucking house.
You can imagine my relief.
best.
xmas.
ever.
August 11, 2009
Friday August 7th 2009
Boomin'
On a warm summers eve
At the top of the hill
A plan is set forth
a 'movement' if you will
An alliance of music
A reason to fight
Giving meaning to the line
'This is the Rhythm of the Night'
With heads held high
And dreams made true
An alliance was formed
16 to their crew
A playlist so grand
like, really really big
Shake that body to the music
Is that real or a wig?
Head whips and babes a' plenty
Air guitars their only threat
Did we mention that C+C Music Factory
Is gonna make you sweat???
With all the drinks drunk,
And the night growing tardy
We shall never forget
Tom + Gary's Decentralized Dance Party!
On a warm summers eve
At the top of the hill
A plan is set forth
a 'movement' if you will
An alliance of music
A reason to fight
Giving meaning to the line
'This is the Rhythm of the Night'
With heads held high
And dreams made true
An alliance was formed
16 to their crew
A playlist so grand
like, really really big
Shake that body to the music
Is that real or a wig?
Head whips and babes a' plenty
Air guitars their only threat
Did we mention that C+C Music Factory
Is gonna make you sweat???
With all the drinks drunk,
And the night growing tardy
We shall never forget
Tom + Gary's Decentralized Dance Party!
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