Santa Shoes.

I never liked Santa.
Till now.

Somebody in this world loved Santa so much, they took time and money to paint his face on their shoes.......
Then, for reasons unknown to me, they wound up at a thrift store.
And there Santa waited.
I don't know how long.
But there he was.
And there I was.......
We exchanged glances....
I pretended not to see him.
Guess I was still mad about him never coming to my house.
This quickly faded to sheer awe and amazement.
Who? Why? HOW? What size?
oh yaaaaa, my size. perfect. now I have to buy them. great.....neato......FUCKING RAD!

So now I like Santa.
Turns out he never actually existed.
He never went to anyones fucking house.
You can imagine my relief.

best.
xmas.
ever.

Friday August 7th 2009

Boomin'

On a warm summers eve
At the top of the hill
A plan is set forth
a 'movement' if you will

An alliance of music
A reason to fight
Giving meaning to the line
'This is the Rhythm of the Night'

With heads held high
And dreams made true
An alliance was formed
16 to their crew

A playlist so grand
like, really really big
Shake that body to the music
Is that real or a wig?

Head whips and babes a' plenty
Air guitars their only threat
Did we mention that C+C Music Factory
Is gonna make you sweat???

With all the drinks drunk,
And the night growing tardy
We shall never forget
Tom + Gary's Decentralized Dance Party!

Ze painting of Ze light

What better way to bond with pals than setting up the ol tripodular, and making any scenario you dream up in ur head come to life....
When you have a remote for your camera (or someone elses) the possibilities and fun are literally endless....... literally.


First, I painted ol snockerton himself....he has 3 heads....kinda like lori and dori...with the new edition..... tori.




Then Swilsonian painted me, I thought outside the box and acted out something that isnt true to character in the least........bwaahhaahaha....it isnt.
oh and may I add that he did a fantabulous job of proper exposure....jolly good swillsss, jolly. good.




Next up was Swillsonian.....I took the torch (flashlight) and painted this piece.....His tribute and reenactment to living with allergies......an unfortunate ailment that causes great sorrow and pain is nothing short of gripping.......le tear, le tear.....




This final installment was the teams final attempt at creating an image so powerful that most wouldnt even know what it was.....one worthy of the title, 'The slow jerk'......I encourage you to click on this photo,enlarge and note the awesome illusion of 'floating teeth' we achieved in this tri masterpiece of beauty and originality.




ohhhhhhhh and by the faaaakin way,
did you realize that 10yr olds are now dressing 'hip', stealing your smokes, and sporting cleavage and bad attitudes? Well they are.




oh the humanity.

im melllllllllting..............

seriously tho......its 32 degrees C......thats 89 F for all the Americans......

my apt? hmmmm I'd say around 45 C.

stagnent.
humid.
horrible.

I have 2 fans goin, and they aren't doing any good.

What if it just keeps getting hotter and hotter and we all shrivel up like the california raisins, but dont actually die...and we become leathery disfigured human raisins? hmmmmmmmmmm....

I'd rather be a raisin human than this flower child.

Jerry Jackson

He has some valid points....

Danika's Shoot

Danika is a great model.
She moves.
She poses well.
She has energy.
And she takes direction.

This is a photographers dream come true,

Here's a few from her shoot.

When sushi turns vulgar

I didnt order this.
I swear.

Anybody that saw the leprechaun in the tree say yeeeeaahhhhhh!!

I can't get over the detailing in that drawing.
Its amazing.
almost like you can seeeee what the lep is thinking.

oh, and alabama?
thx for representing human stupidity and awesomeness all in one.

Meanderings with an American

Erik is in Canada!
He's here for 2 weeks to work on the EARTH tour DVD with Sir Gary.
He cut all his hair off cuz he was bored.
I went over yesterday and cooked a caveman meal.... consisting of porkchops, applesauce, spinach and asparagus. Then we went for a night bike cruise to 4 bro's. Ate pizza, and acted Canadian.

Here's some captured moments

Seattle